naw. anyone, anytime, can be a dork. I'm a bit french, but I don't think that explains it.
I'm only cooler than you because I get laid more. :laugh: ;) However, you are thinner, so.... :shrug:

Six of one, half a dozen of the other! :laugh:

yeah, I guess. Cept I get laid. :xoxo:

:( screw you! I feel like a piece of crap tonight as it is! STOP IT! :mad: :xoxo:

It was funny though! :laugh: :thumbsup:

sorry. I'm teasing you. But then, imagine how much tail I would get if I lost weight? :laugh: :laugh:
I think you're great, you could have a BF in one sec. :xoxo:

I don't know about that. The only people who get crushes on me are fat straight girls! :nod: In high school, two fat straight girls totally wanted to nail me. A cute straight girl wanted to nail me in college though. So, that was flattering. Boys? There have been so few! God! I gotta go to bed! I'm sounding WAY too pathetic!

quit talking about me like that!!!! :mad: :laugh: :lol:

A crush, ay? Hrmmmm...interesting. ;)

Let me put it this way.....













Shut Up. :)
:xoxo: *bask in my passive aggressive, yet totally sincere, glory.
ie, I love you, but not right now.*

BTW, this is a perfect example of how you insert random grossness. I see almost all your posts, and, inevitably, there will be some kind of grossness within...oh...I would say..... three out of five of your posts.
Apparently, since you didn't get that many "gross" votes, I'm starting to suspect I'm the only one that sees it.
I'm like, that frickin chick, in all the movies, who says...
" oh, but there is a presence here!"
or....."but I did see grandpa! he said we should move out of this house!"
or...."Carrie....I think you are very special, and there is nothing wrong with you at all! Don't pay attention to those other girls and what they say!"


It's like, I'm the only one who sees what's really going on...and that you are actually totally gross.
You are the dancing WB frog of grossness, and I'm the girl who found the box. :lol:
Seriously, people, take note! Most posts will include random grossness!

Then, while in custody, they will put you in that nice white jacket that makes you perpetually hug yourself - remember drooling is allowed, but your arms and hands are embracing you, thus making wiping said drool (or foaming) impossible unless some nurse or orderly takes pity and opens the solitary confinement cell door at the risk of being bitten.

Wow, get out of my head.
Also never, ever, be waking up at the same time that i've not gone to bed yet. Thanks.

Oh, you know you love me having a lesbo crush on you. :xoxo:

Damn, I told Krista in January and then at some point (don't remember when exactly) I told Lux that I have a crush on her, so you'd think I'd tell you-know-who, and yet I can't. :distress:

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/8852/lux26vi9yl.jpg
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/8122/lux8rl7kr.jpg
*sighs* Lux is so cute! :blob2:

:xoxo: :xoxo: