The Alphabet Game. Creating our Own Ledge Story!!!!
 

So, I jsut thought of a cool game. We, as a community, are going to come up with our own story. Only catch is that the first word of the first sentence starts with an "A", the 2nd, a "B", 3rd a "C" and so on. When we get to Z, we will restart with "A". So I guess I'll start.

A long time ago, there was an amazing rock star named Stevie.:nod:

Ok, so somebody pick up with the letter "B" and so on. Lets have fun with this.:nod:

Much Love

Coincidentally, the tornado brought on a bunch of looters who got all up in my grill.

"Damn," said Kate, as she desperately tried to ~*shake them hataz awf*~.

Ever the logical thinker, Kate pulled out her ~celly~ and gave Greg a call, exclaiming, "BITCHES DONE STOLE MAH ****!"

"Fo' REALZ?" he asked?

"Girl, you know Greg don't be playin' dat ****," he continued.

"Ho please!" She interjected while painting her toenails.

Hurriedly, Greg decided to dispose of said ~hataz~ by shooting them with a gun of substantial caliber (and I mean subSTANTIAL caliber).

Instantly, the bullet pierced the cold night air.

Just played your damned tambourine and let me play the guitar, ok?

"Kiss my tambourine rocking butt cuz I won't do it" Stevie retorted

"Lindsey is a great guitar player," Stevie thinks to herself............

"Maybe we'll get together again and do another Buckingham Nicks album!!" she says as she begins to get excited.:nod:

"Now," she wondered, "is this all going into your book?" :wavey:

(my book) Obviously not....:distress: I am already rocking and rolling on that thing. This is just for kicks here:nod:

Put Down The Crackpipe!

" "Queen of Rock", that will be my title and they will bow before me!", said Stevie.

Right you are Stevie" Ethan says as she passes him.:nod:

Somehow realizing that Stevie had strangely come back from the dead, Greg and Kate raced to her and worshipped her as the new messiah...


:lol:

'Til they shook off the roofies the windkids slipped them and returned to the Church of Hynde (otherwise known as the Church of Anyone Better Than Stevie -- it's pretty open, I guess).

Unfortunately the church was closed and no services were being held, so they got it on Madonna style with a black Jesus statue. :laugh:

"That's right! On your knees before me! If I can survive 30 years in this business, I can survive anything!"

Verily, Kate's milkshake was better than any Madonna could offer, and black!Jesus was subsequently brought to the proverbial yard.

Without fail Chrissie opened the church for midnight mass, and upon discovering Kate fornicating with the Holy Spirit, she launched into a great acapella version of Night In My Veins.. :p

Xylophones accompanied her rendition that night, and it was glorious. "Praise be to Hynde!" everyone cried.

"You were my light when I could not seeeee, Chrissie!" exclaimed Kate, and everyone was silent. And Chrissie replied "They see me rollin...They hatin...Patrollin'......"

"ZZZZZ: Kate then fell asleep without warning.


Ok, just a reminder, since we made it through the alphabet, the next line needs to start with "A".

Ahhhhh...I don't think so.

Astounded at Kate's sudden and unexplainable narcolepsy (a wizard did it?), Greg remarked, "Well that's what you get when you listen to 'Sara.'"

BUT Chili dear..... don't spoil the kiddies fun, let them play again....it keeps them amused (and was actually reasonably funny)..

Curiosity got the best of her, and Paula couldn't resist opening the thread.

Damn Paula, such a seemingly innocent thing as opening a thread could likely get you into trouble.

"Everybody! You have head lice!" Kate exclaimed.

"****in' gross, dude" some random dude in the back shouted.

"God damn it Jezebel!" shouted Jason. "I told youuu to wash them chillen's hairs!"

"Holy ****," said RandomOnlooker!Greg, "This story lacks any sort of continuity!"

In response to RandomOnlooker!Greg's comment, Ryan retorted, "What do you expect, most of these people are on heavy narcotics."

"Just like their heroes," agreed Marissa. She then wondered why she had opened this thread without narcotics herself.

Karma makes me laugh hysterically, at some of the comments made here!:p ;)

Let's not forget, this is the Ledge - so lets keep the smutty comments coming in :nod: