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Originally Posted by gretchen

OR.......
Linds could do a performance art piece with him nude, painted in black lacquer ... with beautiful ivory fangs adorning his canines... in a dimly lit loft with exposed pipes; lightbulbs hanging from wires swinging wildly, and he mimicking the slithery movements of the black python. And, I could emerge in from a veil of aged scarlet muslin in a gown of black shimmery scales, my long wheat colored hair flowing down my back, craning my neck to meet his fangs...and we begin the mating ritual of the Madagascar giant fruit bat. (Apparently, those bats have big peenies. )

eeerrrr....okkkaaaayyyy