OK, it's been a while, but now I'm feeling inspired. Please excuse the first 2 involving Lindsey.
Stevie: C'mon, Lindsey, you know you wanna. I can see it in those baby blues of yours.
Lindsey: Yeah, sure Stevie, whatever. *Starts eyeing guitar*
"And it was this big!" (and for those of you wondering, she was talking about Lindsey)
"Whoever took my Klondike bar, get yo' ass up here now!"
