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I've got a backlog of photo captions to work through today.

"I'm going to Disneyland!!! Wait...can I score some coke there?"


Sharon: "Don't like it...need a pointier chin...something I can cut diamonds with..."


Stevie puts the finishing touches on her painting Fairy Princess Stands Beside Giant Penis.


"...And to clarify that statement, "**** you, Mick, for not putting that song on Rumours!"


"Just how deep, do you hold those dreams in your freakishly long hands each night?"