"Ever wanted a blanket that didn't fly off while you were twirling - a blanket that didn't get caught on your five inch heels? Introducing the Stevie, the shawl that's a blanket too! Wear it anywhere you want... at your mansion in Phoenix, at the Hollywood Bowl, or snorting lines of cocaine off Mick Fleetwood's posterior! Call now and get a second Stevie absolutely
free! Comes with rambling, ambiguous instruction book that only experienced Stevie wearers will understand. Available in black, dark blue, or one wishes to avoid accusations of witchcraft, blood red."
