[gold-dusted]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

I'm gonna keep bumping this thread, even if no one cares.

Sharon: "It's a giant hairclip."
Lori: "No, it's a mousetrap."
Waddy: "No, you're both wrong. It's a giant pair of pliers with a measuring spoon!"
Marilyn:" What's wrong with you? It's obviously a new-age hairbrush!"
Bob: "Are you sure it isn't just a cheap plastic nutcracker you can use a hairclip?"
Russ: "Is it something I can use to play drums with?"
Bobbye: "Russ, is that some kind of percussion instrument she's holding?"
Lindsey, hiding offstage: "That's gotta be my old pick. No wonder I stopped using them!"
Stevie: "Ha Ha! You'll never know my terrible secret!"

Looks like a plastic bat....