UK Celebrity Big Brother

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #1 01-11-2005, 12:59 PM

... what a hoot! First they have Brigitte Neilson in there. Then yesterday they introdice a surprise new housemate... Jackie Stallone! LMAO! She seriously isn't a good advert for plastic surgery! She also claime to be 71 which means she had Sly when she was just 13... hehe

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/

Pip

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #2 01-11-2005, 01:01 PM

Hehe....

The arrival of an ex mother-in-law is enough to ruin anyone's party. And though Brigitte has been perfectly polite to Jackie's face, behind closed doors it's a different story.

"Oh my God, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me," sighed Brigitte as she warmed the bed for Queen Lisa. "I was so happy and now I'm miserable," she said.

"I can't be brilliant in the atmosphere," she explained to no one in particular.

Jackie retired early ("Well she is 102," as Lisa kindly pointed out), so the housemates were free to discuss the situation with Brigitte.

Caprice began proceedings, asking the amazonian Blonde about her ex-mother-in-law. "I want to know why she would say bad things about you," Caprice said. "She seems so nice, she speaks so well about you."

"She changes" warned Brigitte darkly.

Jackie has had nothing but praise for Brigitte since entering the house late last night. "I think she's been very big about it, very kind," Jackie said.

Back on the sofa, Kenzie still didn't quite get it. "I thought you two got on," he said. "It was weird when she came in and you recognised her," he told Brigitte, remembering Jackie's entrance.

"She's got a face you'd never forget," Brigitte muttered.

"Tell me about it man," Kenzie agreed.

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #3 01-11-2005, 01:10 PM

dissention · #4 01-11-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

... what a hoot! First they have Brigitte Neilson in there. Then yesterday they introdice a surprise new housemate... Jackie Stallone! LMAO! She seriously isn't a good advert for plastic surgery! She also claime to be 71 which means she had Sly when she was just 13... hehe

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/

Pip

Brigitte and Jackie TOGETHER?!!!

OMG, I wish this was on BBC America.

I? Am incredibly jealous.

dissention · #5 01-11-2005, 01:13 PM

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She needs to get in touch with her daughter-in-law Jennifer Flavin and get a shipment of Serious Skin Care sent to the Big Brother house ASAP.

dissention · #6 01-11-2005, 01:15 PM

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"She's got a face you'd never forget," Brigitte muttered.

"Tell me about it man," Kenzie agreed.

I just spewed water all over my monitor.

dissention · #7 01-11-2005, 01:25 PM

I went to the message board and they had a thread about whether or not men would sleep with Jackie. One response?

"Aren't there laws regarding necrophilia?"

And why did Germaine leave the house? She's annoying as all get out, so you must be grateful that she's gone.

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #8 01-11-2005, 03:24 PM

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I went to the message board and they had a thread about whether or not men would sleep with Jackie. One response?

"Aren't there laws regarding necrophilia?"

And why did Germaine leave the house? She's annoying as all get out, so you must be grateful that she's gone.

LMAO!

I'm not sure why she left. I'm going to watch later. I was out for most of today and only found out online that Germaine is gone. I didn't mind her. John is the one who bugs me the most but he certainly makes it interesting! There was talk of Brigitte quitting too.. I hope she doesn't.

Jackie doesn't seem to have a clue as to what BB is all about. She was horrified to see there was no bidet in the loo! LOL!

Do they ever show the UK celeb BB over there?

dissention · #9 01-11-2005, 03:28 PM

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LMAO!

I'm not sure why she left. I'm going to watch later. I was out for most of today and only found out online that Germaine is gone. I didn't mind her. John is the one who bugs me the most but he certainly makes it interesting! There was talk of Brigitte quitting too.. I hope she doesn't.

Jackie doesn't seem to have a clue as to what BB is all about. She was horrified to see there was no bidet in the loo! LOL!

Do they ever show the UK celeb BB over there?

No, they don't even show regular Big Brother over here.

We get saddled with the AWFUL and UNWATCHABLE American version duirng the summer. It's so bad, I can't even find the words to describe its awfulness.

I am so excited to see this, too.

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #10 01-11-2005, 05:14 PM

LMAO!

http://community.channel4.com/eve/ub...1&m=4700092231

dissention · #11 01-11-2005, 05:16 PM

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LMAO!

http://community.channel4.com/eve/ub...1&m=4700092231

she reminds me of an old volkswagen beetle, the paint is that thick it is holding the rotten carcass underneath in shape

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #12 01-12-2005, 06:14 AM

A couple of housemates were discussing Brigitte being topless in the spa:

Jeremy couldn't take his eyes off Brigitte in the hot tub. "Biiig breasts," he muttered to Kenzie.

"Way too much for a man to handle," said an awestruck Kenzie