Wedding Menu RSVP

[darklinensuit]

You're invited to a wedding.
Do you check that you want the filet mignon, the cornish hen, or the salmon?
I usually go for the fish.

- Jake

[goldie]

Filet Mignon!!!

[GypsySorcerer]

Cake, please.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Cake, please.

Naturally. There are few things worse than a wedding with bad cake.
But first you need to pick an entree!
(Unless you want the salmon cake. )

- Jake

[golden braid]

I'd go for the salmon and then the hen.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by golden braid

I'd go for the salmon and then the hen.

Me too. I like chicken, but I prefer boneless.

- Jake

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Naturally. There are few things worse than a wedding with bad cake.
But first you need to pick an entree!
(Unless you want the salmon cake. )

- Jake

For an entree, I'll pick those wedding mints. Yummy.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

For an entree, I'll pick those wedding mints. Yummy.

No way. I would have let it slide had you said chocolate covered strawberries, but mints? It's like eating toothpaste after the cap has been left off the tube overnight.

- Jake

[amber]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Naturally. There are few things worse than a wedding with bad cake.
But first you need to pick an entree!
(Unless you want the salmon cake. )

- Jake

Salmon cakes are delish. I'll have that. Actually, my friend had a party last month for her 30 birthday (same as Stevie's) and getting her master's, and that's what the choices were, essentially. The salmon was really good.
Then, though I normally would've picked the chocolate brownie thing, I got creme brulee, cause i have never had it.
That concludes this episode of "Boring Posts By the Poor and Obscure"
Amber

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by amber

Salmon cakes are delish. I'll have that. Actually, my friend had a party last month for her 30 birthday (same as Stevie's) and getting her master's, and that's what the choices were, essentially. The salmon was really good.
Then, though I normally would've picked the chocolate brownie thing, I got creme brulee, cause i have never had it.
That concludes this episode of "Boring Posts By the Poor and Obscure"
Amber

I never had a salmon cake until last year. It does seem that salmon is a craze in this country right now. I don't remember seeing it on so many menus fifteen years ago.
"But I didn't HAVE the salmon mousse."

- Jake

[macmar71]

Originally Posted by goldie

Filet Mignon!!!

One Filet Mignon here as well!!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Anything but fish for me. I blow up like a balloon and can't breathe. Well, hell...gimme the fish...might as well start the party off right...nothing like the ER at a wedding.


-Curtis

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Anything but fish for me. I blow up like a balloon and can't breathe. Well, hell...gimme the fish...might as well start the party off right...nothing like the ER at a wedding.


-Curtis

My parents are friends with a woman who's really allergic to fish. We'd eat out and she'd tell the waitress in her most dramatic and loud voice: "The chef must not put fish on my plate or I'll die. If the chef uses any fish seasoning, I'll die. If my entree comes in contact with somebody else's fish entree, I'll die." By the end of the order I think the waitress wanted to kill her.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

My parents are friends with a woman who's really allergic to fish. We'd eat out and she'd tell the waitress in her most dramatic and loud voice: "The chef must not put fish on my plate or I'll die. If the chef uses any fish seasoning, I'll die. If my entree comes in contact with somebody else's fish entree, I'll die." By the end of the order I think the waitress wanted to kill her.

- Jake

She sounds like the women that call and annoy me everyday of my life. She's not from Cherry Hill, is she?

Having a food allergy is a serious thing but if you went out with someone to a restaurant and they loudly and dramatically went off on their allergy tangent, would you not be sort of embarassed?

My aunt has no allergy to food but she wants to know what's in EVERYTHING, how many calories (the woman weighs 100 lbs, if that), what's it made out of, etc. We're talking salad dressing...not just the actual meal. A while ago we all went out to eat and she started in on her twenty-thousand questions with the poor waitress. The rest of us had already ordered and she goes to hand the menu back to her and says, "sorry we're such a pain!" So, I look at the waitress and say, "correction. the only pain is to my left and she's sorry." Needless to say, we've not been out to dinner since

[ryan8472]

Give me the salmon any day. Well, the Fillet might be good, but the salmon is always reliable, where as I have to be in the right mood for a steak.