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Betty Bowers
Please tell me you far left liberals ( ) have been to www.bettybowers.com. It is hysterical SATIRE on the far right!!!!!!!
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Re: Betty Bowers
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Have you checked out the "Betty Bowers Christian Crack Whore Ministry" yet?!
Here's a quote: I started my wildly profitable "Christian Crack Whore Ministry" franchise after seeing a roving pack of strung-out streetwalkers from the back seat of one of my ministry Bentleys. To spend so much of one's day on one's knees without praying struck me as an appalling oversight of the possibilities of multitasking! I mean, if you're going to be on your knees 14-25 times a day, why not pray while they're down there? By humanely easing these industrious tramps off of crack cocaine with compassionate fistfuls of OxyContins, Darvons, Demerols and Percocets mixed with Chivas Regal, I am showing these tawdry harlots how they can embrace respectable Republican values without any discernable sacrifice of the buzz for which they are so eagerly debased. And without having to pay retail crack prices, these working girls suddenly find that they have more disposable income for the one thing that leads to salvation: tithing! Praise the Lord! And a pic to go with it: http://www.bettybowers.com./graphics/whores.jpg
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Or the "Is Bush Gay" one at
http://www.bettybowers.com./isbushgay.html This site is just gloriously irreverent!!!!! |
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"Is Fabulous George W. Bush a Fabulous Homosexual?" I am forever indebted to you for posting this site!!!!!!!
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Words cannot describe how truly awesome this site is.
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"Outside of Italian shoes, nothing sends up a rainbow-colored flare that you are dealing with a homosexual more reliably than when a man breathlessly gushes the word "faaabulous!" When a Christian lady hears this word outside of her hair salon or florist, she instinctively reaches for the Bible tracts in her purse because she knows a nancy boy is within throwing range."
That's one of my faves.
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I have known about it for some time. I just sort of forgot about it until a friend e-mailed me this site
Baptists for the Limp Wrists: http://www.bettybowers.com/baptists/index.html I really like Heather Hardwick – End Times Eating – “The key to happiness? A Savior Jesus & savory cheeses” |
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"I wouldn't give a penny for a pig's thoughts, but I'll gladly plunk down $4 for his brains!"
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Yet another - "What Would Jenna Drink?" - the drinking game being played on most college campuses this year.
Also, be sure and check out Laura's guide to Republican glamour if for nothing else than to see the great pics of Barney!!!! http://www.bettybowers.com./mix.html Not to mention they had a pic. of W up there awhile back that said "Why let a little thing like war stop you from getting a smart new hairdo?" It had before and after pics. LMAO |
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That will go down, in my mind, as one of the best sites ever created.
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Not to forget these bumper stickers http://www.cafeshops.com/bettybowers/104850 Last edited by strandinthewind; 01-06-2004 at 09:16 PM.. |
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I think I'll buy the postcards and send them off to people at random, probably to folks in Texas or Iowa.
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This is great Strand. Thanks!
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