How many Fleetwood Mac fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Stevie Nicks fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 14.
One to complain that the light bulb isn't located high enough, three
to argue about the fact that the light bulbs haven't really changed
since 2001, two more to sit around in the corner and make lame snarky
comments about the other Stevie fans, two to defend the integrity of
the bulb screwer's past achievements, one to insist that there's
absolutely nothing wrong with the bulb, two more who insist on
dressing up as light bulb technicians and spinning around, two to take
pictures of every part of the bulb-screwing process, and one to
actually screw in the bulb.

How many Peter Green fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 7.
Two to stand around insisting that the light bulbs have sucked since
1970, one to constantly dig through the old light bulbs searching for
a rare, exotic bulb, two to keep track of all the bulb collections
released in the last 10 years, one to insult the Stevie fans a full
week after they've inserted their bulb, and another to actually screw
it in.

How many Lindsey Buckingham fans does it take to screw in a light
bulb? 10.
Three to spend their entire waking life praising the genius of the
bulb manufacturer, two more to argue that the bulb manufacturer should
split and become independent, manufacturing bulbs that only a small
cultural elite would ever actually use, one to endlessly promote the
bulb as the "sexiest bulb on Earth!", two to call Carol Ann Harris a
slut over and over again, one to demand that all of the previous light
bulbs should be destroyed in recognition of the new order, and one to
screw the bulb in.

How many Christine McVie fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9.
Two who are to drunk to actually contribute anything, one to endlessly
chastise the other fan's attempts at screwing in a light bulb (but are
to afraid to say it to their face), three to stand around admiring the
bulb's pleasant buzz after being screwed in, two to roll their eyes at
the Lindsey fans, and one to screw in the bulb.

How many "Time" fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5.
Two to flaunt their intellectual superiority for simply OWNING the
album, one to congratulate them self for actually buying the album,
and two to screw in the bulb (they're a lonely bunch).

How many Bob Welch fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Don't
know. I think They're all stoned off their asses.

[Rickypt]

Shouldn't there be another one in the Stevie camp? We need someone to say that we should be happy we have any light bulb at all and if the other 14 don't like it they should just leave.

[Chrislit18]

[one to endlessly promote the
bulb as the "sexiest bulb on Earth!"]


Can I be that one??

[Sahara]

Lindsey, Time and Bob Welch are my favourites. The intellectual superiority thing just cracked me up.

Love you, Savage