What are you THINKING right now? - Page 16

amber · #**226** 03-21-2007, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

I'm thinking about why my friend never told me he had a ****ing PRIVATE JET.

Now I'm thinking why don't I have a friend with a f*xing private jet?!

Hey, that friend could'a tooootally taken you to so many shows all over the country, Ryan. You should kick their butt.

goldustsongbird · #**227** 03-21-2007, 11:40 PM

I think I strained a muscle in my arm.

estranged4life · #**228** 03-21-2007, 11:55 PM

How I am going to hate going back to the hospital - Deb believes my right hand (That I sliced and diced last Tuesday) has become infected.

It sure is red, shiny & swollen in the area around the wound/staples (I cannot bend my fingers into a balled up fist).

Debbie wanted me to go tonight, but I aint goin' nowhere near ANY hospital on March 21st unless I have a stroke, heart-attack or unfortunate gin-su-to-the-schlong incident.

Gee, how's everyone elses week goin'?

mikeschmike · #**229** 03-21-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I'm thinking I need to go take off this wet tshirt, but I'm too lazy to get up...

Out winning contests tonight were ya?

Johnny Stew · #**230** 03-22-2007, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

Debbie wanted me to go tonight, but I aint goin' nowhere near ANY hospital on March 21st unless I have a stroke, heart-attack or unfortunate gin-su-to-the-schlong incident.

Really sorry to hear about your injury, bud, and I hope everything is ok when you get it checked out... but, one word of advice, be sure to wear PANTS when you're chopping stuff in the kitchen. That'll help cut down on the chances of those dreaded ginsu-to-the-schlong incidents!

Everywhere else in the house though, pants are completely optional.

amber · #**231** 03-22-2007, 12:05 AM

^^^

And as we now know, yours is an expert in the kitchen, so he'd do well to heed your advice. It's been doing dishes all this time with nary a scrape.

I was thinking, "why would someone think it's an insult if someone said they danced like a drag queen?" Followed by "I should stop watching the pussycat dolls contest".

Johnny Stew · #**232** 03-22-2007, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

And as we now know, yours is an expert in the kitchen, so he'd do well to heed your advice. It's been doing dishes all this time with nary a scrape.

Just so there's no confusion... my dingle ONLY does the dishes. He's not allowed to mess around with anything else in the kitchen.

Well, ok, sometimes I let him play in the Crisco. It makes the little fella happy, so who am I to stop him?

amber · #**233** 03-22-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

Just so there's no confusion... my dingle ONLY does the dishes. He's not allowed to mess around with anything else in the kitchen.

Well, ok, sometimes I let him play in the Crisco. It makes the little fella happy, so who am I to stop him?

Still he handles knives.