Is this too off topic ?
Just for fun I took the dating thing. The accuracy has it's moments - way off on the kid part though.
Perhaps I should put this in a new thread ?
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Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMm)
Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.
You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.
You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but guys like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.
Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the boys out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer
| You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably adopt lots of kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.
ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Manchild
CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Backrubber |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling him tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The men left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal man is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
| While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah
CONSIDER: The Gentleman or The Slow Dancer |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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Holy Crap!!! 
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Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
| Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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I thought I was a liberal...
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Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
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Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Actually, I have a degree in Pol. Sci., and this isn't a fair explaination of where I stand. I'm a Democrat, not a Socialist!
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This is nothing new, but I also found this one to be too simple. What I found especially annoying about it was how it simplified the abortion issue. It's too complex to make it A or B, IMO. |
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