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I must not be a redneck then!! What the hell is a moon pie and a polecat?!?!
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40) You shot a cow while hunting.
41) You shot yourself while hunting. Too funny! carriage? for a shopping cart? no way! here's one that drives me crazy: the correct way to say "almond" we have a bunch of okie transplants since the dust bowl days and they ALL say amand instead of awlmond (think of the almond joy commercials, thats how its supposed to be said...) ARRGH! Last edited by irishgrl; 02-20-2005 at 10:14 AM.. |
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A polecat is a skunk.
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Main Entry: al·mond Pronunciation: 'ä-m&nd, 'a-, 'äl-, 'al- Function: noun Etymology: Middle English almande, from Middle French, from Late Latin amandula, alteration of Latin amygdala, from Greek amygdalE 1 a : the drupaceous fruit of a small tree (Prunus dulcis syn. P. amygdalus) of the rose family with flowers and young fruit resembling those of the peach; especially : its ellipsoidal edible kernel used as a nut b : any of several similar fruits 2 : a tree that produces almonds [almond illustration] http://www.merriamwebster.com/cgi-bi...mond&x=18&y=23 |
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and then there is the eponymous ape-ricot instead of ap-ricot! or to-mah-toe instead of to-may-to.....words are FUN arent they? |
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Since when did us...
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One of my FAVORITE ALL TIME SOUTHERISMS EXPERT
Jim Varney aka Ernest P. Worrell. Bar none, one of the best sources for hillarious southernisms: Deep six, the groudhogs are bringin' yer mail....
wanna play bumper tag booger lips? oh there's more but I gotta watch more Ernest movies... speaking of Ernest movies (well I am!) one of the best is his first, Ernest goes to camp! my fave bit is the kooky cooks who try to recreate the elusive "eggs erroneous" but along the way they also concoct: Lobster Bisque, fettucini Alfredo, chicken pot pie... ok, now that we all know I am too cornball for words.......I go now. |
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Correction my erstwhile friend:
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You DO watch TV dont you?
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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Nah...
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How true. But what in the world are polecats and moonpies? I've never heard of them.
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