Can I Handle The Seasons Of My Head

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

walk between 3-5 miles daily (I walk over 3 miles this morning) to burn off stress and to keep my energy up. I just make sure to take either water/Gatorade with me to keep from being dehydrated (I ALWAYS take my Sony Walkman CD player...Gotta have tunes!)

Brian j.

I wish I lived in a walking city. In Houston it's against the law to be in public unless you're in a motorized vehicle. Another reason for grey hairs.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I don't know, I just like the idea of you holding your breath for a long time. Keeps you quiet.

- Jake

Yes, that may be so but it won't prohibit me from typing

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Yes, that may be so but it won't prohibit me from typing

I'll have to sneak into your salon & infect your next manicure. It worked on Paula.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I'll have to sneak into your salon & infect your next manicure. It worked on Paula.

- Jake

You're just so sweet.

I do my own nails for the most part I can't get into the salon (even though i'm the one that books the appointments) for a manicure and pedicure. We're booked up 4 to 6 weeks in advance.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I hate ironing and making beds. Most of all I detest cleaning the tub. I have to make myself do it regularly, but sometimes I cave & call my building's maid service.

I don't mind doing laundrey (thank goodness I have my own machines) or wiping counters. I love the Lysol wipes.

When I was younger I really liked vacuuming, but now I don't care for it at all.

BTW, I have yet to use my dishwasher. I think I know how to use it.

I'm guessing most people here love vacuuming and ironing but hate doing laundrey. I'm correct, right?

- Jake

Way to not make this a new thread. And I'M the dipstick?

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

You're just so sweet.

I do my own nails for the most part I can't get into the salon (even though i'm the one that books the appointments) for a manicure and pedicure. We're booked up 4 to 6 weeks in advance.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what your co-workers tell you.
Guess you've gotta scratch your claws on the couch still.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Way to not make this a new thread. And I'M the dipstick?

You try operating this crap computer sometime.
And I never said you're a dipstick (I would never insult dipsticks this way), just that you worked at DipStix before the tollbooth.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Yeah, I'm sure that's what your co-workers tell you.
Guess you've gotta scratch your claws on the couch still.

- Jake

Be glad you're not in close proximity. I'd mawl you instead of my couch.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

You try operating this crap computer sometime.
And I never said you're a dipstick (I would never insult dipsticks this way), just that you worked at DipStix before the tollbooth.

- Jake

I have my own crap computer to deal with...I don't need another. When I finally stop following Fleetwood Mac around, I'll be able to afford a new one

Oh, I said hi to all my toolbooth friends on the Turnpike and the Parkway last night.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Be glad you're not in close proximity. I'd mawl you instead of my couch.

Ooowwwoooo, Werewolves of Trenton...

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I have my own crap computer to deal with...I don't need another. When I finally stop following Fleetwood Mac around, I'll be able to afford a new one

Oh, I said hi to all my toolbooth friends on the Turnpike and the Parkway last night.

Now that you're able to enjoy this nice thong weather, I don't want to know where you folks carry your toll change.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Now that you're able to enjoy this nice thong weather, I don't want to know where you folks carry your toll change.

- Jake

Sweetie, sorry to dissapoint but if I did sport a thong all the time, i'd still be wearing something overtop of them. The change would be in my pockets. Thanks.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Ooowwwoooo, Werewolves of Trenton...

- Jake

Ooowwwoooooo, smartasses of Houston...

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Forgive the question, but are you a male? I always thought you were female, but I don't know many females who claim to have worn mullets. (I guess Sheena Easton did for a little while, come to think of it.) No offense either way.

And which color was your favorite?

- Jake

Yep, I'm a guy. A dude. A joe. A manly man... lmao!

Even though I do have a y chromasome, yes there are women out there who wear mullets all the time. They're called dykes and many of them are my dear, dear friends.

If they have a gay pride festival in your neck of the woods this month, mosey on over and take a gander at the wonder of the lesbian mullet.

It will change your life.

P.S.: I like my hair best now- all those colors were a little scary to be honest.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Sweetie, sorry to dissapoint but if I did sport a thong all the time, i'd still be wearing something overtop of them. The change would be in my pockets. Thanks.

A coach bag, visor, and sunglasses do not qualify as outerwear.

- Jake