What Kind of Singer Are You?

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

I'll finance it myself on the cheap, a la Gibson, and make most of the profits while you slave away in the trenches of dinner club theatre.

Dude, since i've met this producer, I've already finished a new movie with Kidman and Jake.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

I'll finance it myself on the cheap, a la Gibson, and make most of the profits while you slave away in the trenches of dinner club theatre.

"Death of a Salesman" in a Southern Florida dinner theatre anyone

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Who is this gnat on a star's stage

Who's this has been attention hog loudmouth egomaniac rude lout on MY stage?

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by amber

Dude, since i've met this producer, I've already finished a new movie with Kidman and Jake.

Who both trashed you as a laborious, no talent hack in every magaxine and talk show there is You have thusly been cut from every scene. Too bad I guess

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Dude, since i've met this producer, I've already finished a new movie with Kidman and Jake.

Bitch!

I'll just have to be content with having the two of them in my bed every night. Us real movie stars are debauched hedonists.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by amber

Who's this has been attention hog loudmouth egomaniac rude lout on MY stage?

You mean the dinner theatre "stage" you are currently on in South Florida You can have it

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

"Death of a Salesman" in a Southern Florida dinner theatre anyone

Try the Shady Pines Dinner Theatre every Friday before the pudding.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Bitch!

I'll just have to be content with having the two of them in my bed every night. Us real movie stars are debauched hedonists.

Dude, i'm waaay ahead of you, then. And P.S? they're only at your house since i dismissed them...

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Who both trashed you as a laborious, no talent hack in every magaxine and talk show there is

Becuase I've got both of those hotties whipped and they will obey my every command.

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Who both trashed you as a laborious, no talent hack in every magaxine and talk show there is You have thusly been cut from every scene. Too bad I guess

Without my scenes, the movie tanked. Everyone recognized those as trenchant comments from jealous lesser talents. My star is on the rise and getting bigger every day.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Dude, i'm waaay ahead of you, then. And P.S? they're only at your house since i dismissed them...

Because I sent them there to tape your little liason. Check eBay for the tapes.

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

You mean the dinner theatre "stage" you are currently on in South Florida You can have it

Oh, yeah, you're starring there next week, right? Since my success, they had to find a replacement. I told them they could do better than you, but since you were the cheapest, they decided to give you a shot!

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Because I sent them there to tape your little liason. Check eBay for the tapes.

As if i didn't know about the tapes. That's MY recording equipment being used!!! You think i'm an amateur?

[DeadliestPoison]

Oh God. I only sing when I'm home alone. I sound okay sometimes, but other times? Watch out.

I can do a bitchin' RAL, though. Woot. I can sing just about anything on that album, live style.

[macmar71]

Very adaptive to certain styles and certain songs. I have a rather low pitch which I have been told is pleasent but there are definitely songs and notes beyond my range that I steer clear of.