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[skcin]

Wearing white socks with black shoes. Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.

Turning tires onto their side, painting them white, and planting flowers in the middle.

Pantylines.

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Having an upholstered couch on your front porch.

Continuing to display hanging baskets with withering or dead flowers in them.

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.


This message brought to you by Paula, who's in a very snarky mood today. Anyone else care to share some tack?

[JazmenFlowers]

loafers with tassles. just wrong.

6 inches of dark roots, unless you're Shakira

any jewelry made out of spoons

tight-rolled jeans

[sara1998]

Pants that are too short. I absolutely hate that.

[carrie721]

wearing a spaghetti-strap sundress with a low back ... with a bra.

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.

Lemme guess.......waitress? Or formerly?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Lemme guess.......waitress? Or formerly?

whatever makes you say that?

it's just sooooo rude, you know? but i guess unless you've worked at a restaurant, you don't understand how much time & effort go into closing up shop.

[David]

Using a funeral as a business opportunity (for example, distributing business cards to mourners, placing cell phone calls to business clients).

[skcin]

Women of a certain age wearing tube tops or halter tops. Without a bra.

Shiny metallic baby blue eyeshadow. Mascara in colors other than black or brown.

Cutting an old bathtub in half & standing it up in the ground, then putting a statue of the virgin Mary in it.

Artificial flowers. Especially outside in a garden.

[ragandbone]

*Hummers with gold bumpers....ok, any Hummer
*Waiters (either gender) with bare midriff - unless you work at a topless joint, or are serving me a drink at the beach, I don't want your belly in my face when I order food.
*dangling nail jewelry
*clerks talking on the phone with friends in front of customers/customers talking on the cell phone in front of clerks

[TwistedGypsy]

Originally Posted by carrie721

wearing a spaghetti-strap sundress with a low back ... with a bra.

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.

Girl...You know me so well! Former Hostess and Waitress

Brit

DAMN! I didn't realize this was 11 pages, or I wouldn't have posted it. Oh well

[BlackWidow]

scrunchies and evening attire

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by skcin

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.

how else are the white trash to attract the meth dealers???

[JazmenFlowers]

re-gifting. knowing good and well you have used the object once or twice.

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Women of a certain age wearing tube tops or halter tops. Without a bra.

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Originally Posted by Sara1998

Wearing shorts that are so short, half of your ass is hanging out

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Originally Posted by Paula

Coming to someone's house for a cookout/dinner/party/whatever and not bringing anything.

I'm sorry! Geez! Why do you even have parties if you can't even afford the stuff you need for a party? You should be happy I even drank so much of your cheap ass beer. I give and I give....

Originally Posted by David

2. Sticking one's bare feet out the passenger window of the truck

Oh, fine, take away my most joyous summer hobby. I don't know if you've noticed, but feet can get very, very hot in the summer. There is nothing more refreshing than the cool breeze blowing through your toes, legs up and akimbo...

[carrie721]

^^^