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Take this spork.....
I couldn't remember which thread sporks came up in - and rather than search through a bunch on my crappy dial-up connection I just thought I'd start a new and pointless thread for this
Here is the Spork song my friend Marilee wrote - well she didn't write the song - just the lyrics - it's actually an old church hymn - can't remember which one...but here's the song: Sporkiness Lyrics by Marilee K. Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for. Sporkiness is what I need. Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me. So take this spork, impress it Take my spork, play chess with it. Take this spork, bench press it ‘Cause you’re, ‘cause you’re that strong Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for. Sporkiness is what I need. Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me. So take my spork, and dress it. Take this spork, and bless it. Take that spork, unless it’s not yours, not yours. Oh Lord. Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for. Sporkiness is what I need. Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me. Take this spork caress it take this spork, undress it Take this spork, Zac Cress thinks, it’s porn, it’s porn Maybe it is. He thinks it’s porn, it’s porn, and it is. |
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I'm rolling. Kicks my spork songs ass!
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"take this spork and caress it"
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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I had quite the laugh when she e-mailed it to me today - it just brought back good memories of the spork parties The porn thing - that guy had a joke that everything was porn or something to that effect Anyway - 'tis a fun song |
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Deanna ~ That is amazing. Pat your friend on the back next time you see her.
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We should do Spork to FM songs.
I took my spork And I sporked around Mashed Potatoes And a Fudge Round Then I saw my reflection.....
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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