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Funny, slightly off-color joke
Little David was in his 4th grade class in Berkeley, California, when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay nightclub, and takes off all his clothes in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No, not really," said David. "He works for the Republican National Committee, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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LMAO!!!! I'd be just as emabarrassed, only I'd say I was an orphan.
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That was too funny Johnny Stew!
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Good one JS!
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That was good, I'm sure I would of done the same myself, it makes you realize the embarrassment children of Republicans must face every day. Sad really...
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