Take this spork.....

[DrummerDeanna]

I couldn't remember which thread sporks came up in - and rather than search through a bunch on my crappy dial-up connection I just thought I'd start a new and pointless thread for this

Here is the Spork song my friend Marilee wrote - well she didn't write the song - just the lyrics - it's actually an old church hymn - can't remember which one...but here's the song:




Sporkiness
Lyrics by Marilee K.


Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.

Sporkiness is what I need.

Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.



So take this spork, impress it

Take my spork, play chess with it.

Take this spork, bench press it

‘Cause you’re, ‘cause you’re that strong



Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.

Sporkiness is what I need.

Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.



So take my spork, and dress it.

Take this spork, and bless it.

Take that spork, unless it’s

not yours, not yours. Oh Lord.



Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.

Sporkiness is what I need.

Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.



Take this spork caress it

take this spork, undress it

Take this spork, Zac Cress thinks,

it’s porn, it’s porn

Maybe it is.

He thinks it’s porn, it’s porn,

and it is.

[dissention]

I'm rolling. Kicks my spork songs ass!

[amber]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

I couldn't remember which thread sporks came up in - and rather than search through a bunch on my crappy dial-up connection I just thought I'd start a new and pointless thread for this

Here is the Spork song my friend Marilee wrote - well she didn't write the song - just the lyrics - it's actually an old church hymn - can't remember which one...but here's the song:




Sporkiness
Lyrics by Marilee K.


Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.

Sporkiness is what I need.

Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.



So take this spork, impress it

Take my spork, play chess with it.

Take this spork, bench press it

‘Cause you’re, ‘cause you’re that strong



Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.

Sporkiness is what I need.

Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.



So take my spork, and dress it.

Take this spork, and bless it.

Take that spork, unless it’s

not yours, not yours. Oh Lord.



Sporkiness, sporkiness is what I long for.

Sporkiness is what I need.

Sporkiness, sporkiness is what you want from me.



Take this spork caress it

take this spork, undress it

Take this spork, Zac Cress thinks,

it’s porn, it’s porn

Maybe it is.

He thinks it’s porn, it’s porn,

and it is.

"take this spork and caress it"

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by dissention

I'm rolling. Kicks my spork songs ass!

I had quite the laugh when she e-mailed it to me today - it just brought back good memories of the spork parties

The porn thing - that guy had a joke that everything was porn or something to that effect

Anyway - 'tis a fun song

[ryan8472]

Deanna ~ That is amazing. Pat your friend on the back next time you see her.

[ontheEdgeof17]

We should do Spork to FM songs.

I took my spork
And I sporked around

Mashed Potatoes
And a Fudge Round

Then I saw my reflection.....

[amber]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

We should do Spork to FM songs.

I took my spork
And I sporked around

Mashed Potatoes
And a Fudge Round

Then I saw my reflection.....

...on the spork... gouged graveh...

[sara1998]

Originally Posted by amber

...on the spork... gouged graveh...

LMMFAO!!!