Time for a laugh

[DavidMn]

My friend Craig likes to make up songs from famous ones for funny things that happen in his life. For instance he knows this loser named Bernie that's quite overweight that has a habit of not exactly paying the best attention to his personal hygiene. SO anyway Craig and Bernie are shopping at the local grocery store one day adn Bernie lets a NASTY fart. Craig called me later that day and said he had a new song taken from Fernando by Abba. Here it is.




Did you let a fart Berlardo? Couldnt you have at least waited until you got outside the store? Did you cut the cheese Berlardo, now all the dairy products are laying all curdled on the floor. And all the customers are running screaming from the store. There was something in the air that night, it wasnt nice Berlardo. It was a mixture of Broccoli and beans and collard greens Berlardo. That's all he came up with, but I thought it was hilarious!