The Camel Toe Report

dudden22 · #1 06-03-2005, 05:28 PM

Has anyone ever seen this website? The men's and celebrity toes were pretty damn funny.

http://ctoe.bolt.com/index.html

amber · #2 06-03-2005, 05:33 PM

"Bolinas Toe
Toe Factor: 6
Stench: Unbearable
Pathetic Politically Correct Utterances: Ubiquitous

There are so many reasons to have disdain for the SF Bay Area -- and i'm certain that these two are from there -- or aspire to move there after working a few years up in Humboldt County. Sideways rain, fog over the city like that filthy cloud over Pigpen from Peanuts, Nasdaq 1300, guys at your cookout named Jugadish Bandhole who have more than one cell phone attached to their belts, teams in gym class at Mount Tam high school being chosen based upon strict diversity guidelines, greed masquerading as change-the-world sanctimony, homelessness so rampant that even corners in the nicest neighborhoods overflow with the sweet smell of urine and you get hit up for change on your morning walk from the bed to the shower. I could list these until my fingers fall off. But let's get back to our heroes in this photo... a few thoughts: (1) I don't think this guy is all that big or strong... he's probably just 160 pounds but looks strong because he's wearing size Medium clothes that his mom bought him during a 1977 back to school sale at Ames... nice seagull pattern, though. (2) nice division of labor... she has all the luggage, he has a towel. (3) her purse contains: home-rolled cigarettes, two joints, a wallet with a check in it from the parents she claims to be rebelling against and a condom in a ziplock bag that these two use repeatedly to save money so their road trip can last even longer."

ontheEdgeof17 · #3 06-03-2005, 05:33 PM

This site is so much better than bad plastic surgery. The Lil Kim camel is killing me!

dudden22 · #4 06-03-2005, 05:49 PM

Jon Bon Toevi
Toe Factor: 7
Last seen: browsing blow dryers at Circuit City in the Paramus Mall

Jon is a survivor, you have to give him that. So what if he looks increasingly like Leeza Gibbons or Joan Lunden.

***ThePenguin*** · #5 06-03-2005, 05:49 PM

I must thank you for the laugh. only I had to laugh silently so as not to attract my children's attention so now my stomach is hurting.

Oh my gosh, the men's toes were just too funny. and that guy w/ the Peter Pan website, oh dear....

-Lis

dudden22 · #6 06-03-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePenguin

I must thank you for the laugh. only I had to laugh silently so as not to attract my children's attention so now my stomach is hurting.

Oh my gosh, the men's toes were just too funny. and that guy w/ the Peter Pan website, oh dear....

-Lis

You are welcome. We spent a good hour on it at work today. A very productive Friday.

amber · #7 06-03-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dudden22

You are welcome. We spent a good hour on it at work today. A very productive Friday.

I wanted to thank you, too, for providing my friday night reading...

dudden22 · #8 06-03-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

The Lil Kim camel is killing me!

That thing is just wrong

skcin · #9 06-03-2005, 09:22 PM

Eeeewww. Just eeeewww.

I wonder if they know about John's bulge from his Rumours-era cut-off shorts?

I don't know if it can technically be defined as a toe, but maybe.

dudden22 · #10 06-03-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by skcin

I wonder if they know about John's bulge from his Rumours-era cut-off shorts?

I don't know if it can technically be defined as a toe, but maybe.

John McToe
Toe Factor: 8
Pictured with Lindsey Buckingtoe, Christine McToe, and Gold Dust Toe Woman

irishgrl · #11 06-04-2005, 08:40 AM

Gasp! I believe the intrepid Captain Custard is really a woman with an appliance attached! She's in the wrong category! However, I am sure she appreciates being in the MEN's category

what say you all?

HomerMcvie · #12 06-04-2005, 12:47 PM

AMber, I apologize. I didn't even know what Cameltoe WAS!

SuzeQuze · #13 06-04-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

This site is so much better than bad plastic surgery. The Lil Kim camel is killing me!

Oy vez, that was too much! It did look like she padded it!

This blurb about Matt Lauer cracked me up:

...Or maybe I was in a deli called Mangia in Midtown last year and this clown cut in line in front of me. Like his time is more important than mine? I don't think so. The moral of the story is: don't act like a jackass. You never know when your target is going to have a website with 50,000 visitors a day and pictures of you with massive shrinkage.